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After consuming many, many $2.00 highballs, and in the scuzziest, dankest corner of Bangkok, Hua Hin or Phnom Penh, twenty somethings decide now is the time to get that "Nickleback Rules" tattoo. They're cheap, right?
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Nap time for little Jimmy! How about on your lap while while travelling 80 kmh on your 115hp scooter on a crowded freeway? (Helmets are for sissyasses.)
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After again consuming mega buckets of cheap booze, it's time to show off that new tat. And who better to get naked with than with one of those really friendly and cute local gals who, luckily, also happen to have time on their hands at 4:31am?
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Now here's a no brainer. The problem - you have 17 people who need to travel from Phnom Penh to Kampot (4hrs). You also own a mini van that, when packed like tweeners in the front row of a Beibes concert, will only hold 16 souls. The solution, if it isn't already obvious to all, is to run a rope through the back seat windows and across the roof so the fellow riding on the roof has something to hold onto. Obvious, right?
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Similarly, you and 12 of your buds have a night out in Phnom Penh planned, but your ride is a 90's Corola. This one is all about placement. Let me walk you through it. 4 in the front seat, 6 in the rear, and that leaves tons of room for the two guys sitting in the open trunk. Easy.
More to come.
Hi kids
ReplyDeleteLooks like you are having a great time. Now that you are used to the climate and food, we hope you will not get sick again. I have laughed a few times at your little hiccups. Jay was reading this with me and actually said "I am glad Lou wrote this because I am never going to Thailand". ha ha Never say never Jay.
This is the first time I have looked at your Blog but will check it more regularly now that I have it as a favorite.
Keep safe. Jas is doing fine, right Jas?
Love Lynn xox